You know you are an Episcopalian when:

~~It’s 100* with 90% humidity, and you still have Coffee Hour

~~You hear something really funny during the sermon, and smile as loudly as you can

~~Donuts are a line item in the church budget, just like coffee

~~When you watch a Star Wars movie and they say, “May the Force be with you”, you respond, “and also with you”

~~It takes ten minutes to say goodbye