Top Ten Reasons for Being An Episcopalian

10. No snake handling

9. You can believe in dinosaurs

8. Male and female, God created them: male and female,

we ordain them

7. You don’t have to check your brains at the door

6. Pew aerobics

5. Church year is color-coded

4. Free wine on Sunday

3. All of the pageantry, none of the guilt

2. You don’t have to know how to swim to be get baptized

1. No matter what you believe, there’s bound to be at least

one other Episcopalian who agrees with you!

(courtesy of Robin Williams)